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Jungle adventure


A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion sees him from a distance and thinks, “This guy looks edible, never seen one of his kind before!” 

So the lion rushes toward the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea. He loudly says, “Mmm…that was some good lion meat!”

The lion abruptly stops and thinks, “Woah! This guy might be tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can.”

In a nearby treetop, a monkey had witnessed everything. The monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey goes after the lion and tells him what really happened. 

The lion get angry and says, “Get on my back, we’ll go get him together!”

So the lion starts rushing back to the dog with the monkey on his back. The dog sees them and realizes what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts, “Where the heck is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”

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