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Simple Operation

 

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” asked an orderly.

The man stopped to catch his breath. “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.’”

The orderly smiled. “She was just trying to comfort you. What’s so frightening about that?”

The man’s eyes grew wide as he shook his head no. “Oh, she wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!”

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