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Lifeboat

 

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon a bottle floated up to the boat. The men grabbed the bottle and when they pulled the cork out of the bottle, a genie appeared.

“I’ll grant each of you a single wish,” said the genie.

“I wish I was home,” said the first man. Then, poof! He disappeared.

“I wish I was home, too,” said the second man. Poof! He disappeared, too.

The third man looked around and then thought hard what he should wish for. “I have no one at home waiting for me, so maybe I should ask for money and hope a boat picks me up. Or, maybe I should ask for a beautiful woman to marry,” he said to the genie. 

The genie looked bored. “C’mon! Make up your mind!” he urged. 

“Oh, I don’t know what to wish for!” cried the man in frustration. “I wish my friends were here to help me decide!”

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