web analytics

Categorized | Joke of the Week

Thanksgiving fun

 

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?

A: They suspected it of fowl play.

 

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?

A: Because he had the drumsticks

 

Q: What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

A: He had an arrow escape.

 

Q: What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey trot

 

Q: What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

A: Plymouth Rock.

 

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: The turkey because he’s already stuffed!

 

Q: Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

A: Because they use such fowl language.

 

Q: How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

A: I’ll let you know next week.

This post was written by:

- who has written 14436 posts on Cedar Springs Post Newspaper.


Contact the author

Leave a Reply

*

code

advert
Advertising Rates Brochure
Ensley Team Five Star Realty
Kent Theatre

Get the Cedar Springs Post in your mailbox for only $35.00 a year!