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Church bulletin bloopers

 

Announcements found in church bulletins:

*Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful.

*The Jack and Kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.

*We’ll kick off the Christmas season this morning with our first hymn, “The First Nowell.”

*Our Wednesday Night Family Cafeteria meal will feature a variety of Chinese dishes including One Ton Soup.

*Events: December 9th, Christmas Caroling at the Parkview Nursing Home 7:00 p.m., December 10th, Breakfast with Satan 6:00 to 9:00 a.m. in the Fellowship Hall.

*The Youth Group had a scavenger hunt, did face painting, and played a game called, “Find the gun.” They had a great time.

*The Pastor’s Corner: A Personal Massage from Jesus

*Due to Construction on the North side of the parking lot, we will soon be changing entrances. Please exit the new driveway, which is the one in between the old entrance and the old exit. Please exit from the new exit, which is the old entrance.

*Our Senior’s group is sponsoring a dance December 12. You can Dance the Night Away from 5:00 until 7:00 p.m. for only $5 per person.

*What are you doing for Lunch Tuesday? Local Funeral Director Barry Gilbert will talk about the benefits of cremation.

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