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Christmas funnies

 

Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

A. Santa Clues!

Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

A: Because it “soots” him!

Q. What happened when Guy ate the Christmas decorations?

A. He came down with tinsel-itis.

Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?

A. She gave him the cold shoulder.

Q. What do lions sing at Christmas?

A. Jungle bells!

Q: What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

A: Crisp Cringle.

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