web analytics

Categorized | Joke of the Week

Cheap skates

 

After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.

“That’s a bit much,” said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

“Thats still quite a bit,” Tom groused.

Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.

Tom grew agitated. “What I mean,” he said, “is I’d like to see something real cheap.”

So the clerk handed him a mirror.

This post was written by:

- who has written 17572 posts on Cedar Springs Post Newspaper.


Contact the author

Comments are closed.

advert
Kent County Credit Union
Watson Rockford
Cedar Car Co
Ray Winnie
Advertising Rates Brochure
Dewys Manufacturing

Archives

Get Your Copy of The Cedar Springs Post for just $40 a year!