Nobody came forward to point out the misspelled word in our last issue. Too bad. We would have awarded a large cash prize, probably $1,000,000.
Don’t start looking for it now. It’s too late for that. Just let this be a lesson to you. Don’t procrastinate on important stuff.
Actually, The Post staff is rather glad nobody found the word and won the prize. We’ve had a great time spending the money on ourselves this week. Lavish Parties, expensive clothes, fast boats. You should see the Llamborgini sports car parked in front of our office.
Maybe we’ll misspell another word some time. Be on the lookout.