Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q. Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn’t afford plane fare.
Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O’furniture!
Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?
A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A: A leper con.