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A little Irish humor for St. Patrick’s Day



Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they’re always a little short.


Q. Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover?

A: Because you don’t want to press your luck.


Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!


Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?

A: He couldn’t afford plane fare.


Q: What’s Irish and stays out all night?

A: Patty O’furniture!


Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?

A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!


Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?

A: A leper con.


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