What did the Valentine’s day card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and you’ll go places!
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
“I love you with all my art!”
What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A calendar has a date on Valentine’s day.
Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
“I’ve got a crutch on you!”
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
I’m sweet on you!”
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did one pickle say to the other?
“You mean a great dill to me.”
What did one oar say to the other?
“Can I interest you in a little row-mance?”
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!