Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?

They’re afraid of flying off the handle

How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone appetit!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend

What’s a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray

Where do spooks water ski?

On Lake Erie

What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?

He was repossessed

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up!

What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Wrap!

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn’t have a haunting license.