Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?
They’re afraid of flying off the handle
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What’s a monster’s favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet
What do witches put on their hair?
Where do spooks water ski?
On Lake Erie
What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up!
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.