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Halloween fun

Why don’t angry witches ride their brooms?

They’re afraid of flying off the handle


How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch


What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

Bone appetit!


Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers


Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?

His ghoul friend


What’s a monster’s favorite play?

Romeo and Ghouliet


What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray


Where do spooks water ski?

On Lake Erie


What happened to the guy who didn’t pay his exorcist?

He was repossessed


What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi


Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up!


What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?



Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?

He didn’t have a haunting license.

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