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Kids say the darnedest things

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.”
He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”
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I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued.
Finally she sighed, tired of the game and looked me straight in the eye. “Grandma,” she scolded, “I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”
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When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.”
“Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised. “Mine says I’m four to six.”

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