Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
A: The Fodder of Our Country!
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved!
Q: What’s red, white, blue, and gross?
A: Uncle Spam!
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?
Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?
A: The infantry!
Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?
A: The Boston Flea Party!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: Yankee Poodle!
Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British!
Q: Which colonists told the most jokes?