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Fourth of July humor

Q: What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?

A: The Fodder of Our Country!

 

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?

A: Nothing. It just waved!

 

Q: What’s red, white, blue, and gross?

A: Uncle Spam!

 

Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?

A: Liberty!

 

Q: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?

A: The infantry!

 

Q: What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1773?

A: The Boston Flea Party!

 

Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small  curly-haired dog?

A: Yankee Poodle!

 

Q: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?

A: The Americans licked the British!

 

Q: Which colonists  told the most jokes?

A: Punsylvanians!

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