A 67-year-old woman went to the doctor’s office and her doctor if he would give her birth control pills. “Birth control pills!” said the doctor with a laugh, “I don’t think you need to worry about birth control at your age.”
“Oh, but they help me sleep better,” explained the woman.
“How on earth do birth control pills help you sleep better?” asked the doctor.
“Well,” she explained, “I put one in my granddaughter’s orange juice every morning and I sleep so much better.”