Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn’t get a date.
Q: What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is a vampire’s sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?