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Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”

“What?” asked the blind man.

“Well, for starters, our bartender is blonde, and so is the bouncer. On top of that, I’m a 6-foot tall, 200-pound black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6-foot 2-inches, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6-foot 5 inches pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. That makes five of us. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy chuckles. “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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