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Easter Riddles

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache! (headache)

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march.

Q: Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
A: He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.

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