An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding. His mission was to produce the perfect turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.
After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store. “Well, I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has six legs!”
They all asked the farmer how it tasted.
“I don’t know,” said the farmer. “I never could catch it!”